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How to make retirement interesting.
Subject: How to make retirement interesting
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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went down town and
went into a shop. I was only in here for about 5 minutes and when I came
out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on,man, how about giving a senior
citizen a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket
for having worn tires. So then I called him aass-hole. He
finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
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This went on for about 20 minutes.
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The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
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Personally, I didn't care. I came down town on the bus and the car that
he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said
"Hillary in '08. "
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
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Chad
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"We can have no '50-50' allegiance in this country. Either a man is an American and nothing else, or he is not an American at all."-- Theodore Roosevelt
A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left. Ecclesiasties 10:2
The last four letters in American..........I Can
The last four letters in Republican........I Can
The last four letters in Democrats.........Rats
How to make retirement interesting.
