Location: land of the Lilliputians, In the state of insanity
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Just recieved this in an email,, New Gas Plan
Dont curcify the messenger, just passing it on.
New Gas Plan
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Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be
11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.
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Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.
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After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.
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If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.
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kaafir mushrik
Unintended consequences and God have one thing in common: Liberals don’t believe in either of them.
i think that would be a great idea. if it went through. oh and i love the idea of having immagrants serve our country before becomming a citizen. makes total sence to me!!!!
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(KEEP THE FUR ON THE TAIL GATE!!)
why do i hunt? bible tells me to.
13 Then a voice told him, "Get up, Peter. Kill and eat."
That comes straight from Acts 10:10-13.
You got my vote ! A 4-year naturalization plan for citizenship, plus, their families would receive a monthly paycheck from Uncle Sam for the military service which is probably more than they'd make as laborers.
Just one question:
For those KIA's working towards citizenship, would we affirm or deny survivor benefits for family members of military personnel killed in theline of duty ? I'd say not, because they're not yet citizens....
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"Jesus answered and said unto him; Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the Kingdom of God" John 3:3
Ban Canned Hunting. If you don't speak up against it you are part of the problem.
Just recieved this in an email,, New Gas Plan
