Hey its Friday

bawanajim · 09-08-2006, 08:57 AM

And I needed a laugh.

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a
glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm
celebrating."

"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the
woman.

"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I switched cocks," he replied.

She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"

bawanajim · 09-08-2006, 09:50 AM

And I'm outta here to go shoot some doves ,every body have a great weekend.

Get some rest ,relax take the dog for a walk and try to come back here Monday a little less pissy and with allot better attitudes.

Champlain Islander · 09-08-2006, 06:54 PM

You got that right Jim. 1 Gin and Tonic to watch the sun set then 3Molsen to wash down the supper. Life is good.

kevin1 · 09-08-2006, 07:21 PM

You go Jim !

bawanajim · 09-11-2006, 09:49 AM

Well it doesn't look like any one took my advice and enjoyed the weekend.
I shot some doves ,cut a cord of firewood to heat my shop & went to a pig roast complete with ice cold beer.
Now my back hurts and my head hurts and my cholesterol is up.But I had a great time.

And as long as every ones up for an argument I just read this on CNN.
It really is Wyas fault it says so right here.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/09/11/911.poll/index.html

Canuck_Buck · 09-11-2006, 09:53 AM

hey Jim, sounds like a great weekend you had, nothing like a BBQ eh?

Are you saying that the terrorists are winning by infiltrating the American minds?

It went from all out war on terror to half thinking bush is to blame....wow

bawanajim · 09-11-2006, 10:02 AM

No problem with our public schools is there.

Its history for gods sake.Five years and no one remembers.I am sure not a fan of Wyas but its flat scary that the American peoplehave so little ability to remember the things that change their lives like 9/11 did.

Maybe Clinton's white house hummer will be the one thing that clears him of fault in this terrorist world we now live in.

burniegoeasily · 09-11-2006, 10:06 AM