RE: devil 'was coming' or going to Afghanistan?
Had his neighbors tried this that question would be answered.
> MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY
> AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN OR
> AL QUAEDA MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN, OTHER THAN HIS WIFE,
> NAKED AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.
>
> SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN
> WOMEN ARE ASKED TO:
>
> WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSES COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED
> OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.
>
> CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR
> THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.
>
> ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN
> FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN OR
> AL QUAEDA, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK IT'S
> OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIVES AND TO
> SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.
>
> AND SINCE THE TALIBAN AND AL QUEDA ALSO DO NOT APPROVE
> OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER
> PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TERRORIST SENTIMENT. FOR GOOD
> MEASURE, HAVE VARIOUS PORK PRODUCTS COOKING ON YOUR
> BBQ GRILL.
>
> THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO
> ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN
> THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.
>
> GOD BLESS AMERICA.
>
> IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON
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