[size=4 ptsize="14" family="serif" back="#ffffff"]David M. Bresnahan
April 1, 2006
NewsWithViews.com
Dear President Bush:
I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and
extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to
walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a
few arrangements. I know you can help with this.
I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas,
passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the
same way you do here.
So, would you mind telling your buddy, President
Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be
expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all
services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. All government forms need to be printed in English.
4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking
teachers.
5. Schools need to include classes on American culture
and history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on
the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying
lower down.
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both
breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I
can get easy access to government services.
9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I
won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does
not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that
all police officers speak English.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put
flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I
do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without
paying any taxes, and don"™t enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
13. Please tell all the people in the country to be
extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the
strain I might place on the economy.
I know this is an easy request because you already do
all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I
am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask
him nicely.
However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him
to go quail hunting with your V.P.
Thank you so much for your kind help.
Sincerely,
David M. Bresnahan
Have a great one!![/size][color=black ptsize="12" family="serif" back="#ffffff"] [/color]
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kaafir mushrik
Unintended consequences and God have one thing in common: Liberals don’t believe in either of them.
While I understand the US frustratioin with illegal immigrants I am amazed that Fox is the target for so much anger when your own Nodding-Winking President is much more to blame for the present situation, along with those that provide jobs.
Its the same with the drug wars, get tough with the country's that produce drugs but nothing to the home grown dealers.
Bit of a lack of credability here.
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Make it Fairchaise
Burnie doesn't need to calm down. He needs to get fired up!! I, for one, think his post was dead on perfect!!!! I am going to cut 'n paste into an email to friends of mine as well. The issue needs to be addressed big-time!!!
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RE: Im headed to Mexico. Get ready.
That post was actually one I recieved in an email. I posted it here to see what everyone thought.
Tango, YOu are right, the problem is caused by the employers of the illegals who get paid crap pay, under the table, with no taxes. As for the president thing, it has gone on long before W was running the show.
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kaafir mushrik
Unintended consequences and God have one thing in common: Liberals don’t believe in either of them.
Did you know that Mexico does not offerLEGAL immigrants into Mexico the rights expected by Mexico of the US for their ILLEGAL immigrants here? This double standard is almost never mentioned, and most people don't even know about it.
Location: land of the Lilliputians, In the state of insanity
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RE: Im headed to Mexico. Get ready.
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ORIGINAL: DougMD
Did you know that Mexico does not offerLEGAL immigrants into Mexico the rights expected by Mexico of the US for their ILLEGAL immigrants here? This double standard is almost never mentioned, and most people don't even know about it.
Very interesting Doug. I never knew that.
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kaafir mushrik
Unintended consequences and God have one thing in common: Liberals don’t believe in either of them.
Im headed to Mexico. Get ready.
