Illegal Immigration Remedy

[FroMan]

Illegal Immigration Remedy:

It is really quite simple.
We just give back all we took from Mexico.
We will soon save much more that the measly $15 million we paid for this territory.

California"”
All their fruits and vegetables would now be cheaper because we would now be importing them from another country.
We wouldn"™t have to worry any more about all the Weirdo"™s in San Francisco.
We wouldn"™t have to worry about Silicon Valley. All computer parts would now all be imports, and cheaper.
We wouldn"™t have to worry about giving jobs to Mexicans; instead some of our Californians would be working for them.
The real estate prices and real estate taxes would fall because of devaluation; besides, it is only a matter of time before an earthquake splits it off and it becomes a part of the bottom of the Pacific Ocean.
Maybe Hollywood wouldn"™t have such a powerful voice in Washington, coming from foreigners.

Nevada==
It will now be closer to go to a foreign country to gamble.
We don"™t need Wayne Newton anyway.

Utah"”
Who needs it?
It has been full of polygamists that have not abided by US Law for the last hundred years.

Colorado"”
This is going to be hard to give up, but we will have to just suck up the pain.

Arizona & New Mexico"”
They are already teaching in Spanish in their schools anyway, and all they have is desert, cactus, lizards and rattlesnakes.

Texas"”
Who needs a State that big anyway?
As it is now we can"™t keep all the highways and interstates repaired.
Now it is overrun with Katrina refugees and is becoming a tax sponge that is beginning to eat the rest of the country"™s resources.
Most of the residents already speak Spanish or will soon learn.
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[North Texan]

Texas"”
Who needs a State that big anyway?
As it is now we can"™t keep all the highways and interstates repaired.
Now it is overrun with Katrina refugees and is becoming a tax sponge that is beginning to eat the rest of the country"™s resources.
Most of the residents already speak Spanish or will soon learn.

Don't blame us for Katrina refugees. Send them to New Orleans then give it back to France.

And I don't know how to speak Spanish. Well, much Spanish. I did learn a little just so I could curse them in their own language.

Besides, all the land you're proposing to give away is currently acting as buffer zone, absorbing all the illegals before they flood your state. Giving us back to Mexico leaves Arkansas and Jokelahoma wide open to invasion from Texans fleeing Mexico and all those Mexicans that already fled once and are having to flee again because the border changed.

[FroMan]

I know Texan. I've already started funding a project...

Building a fence along Arkansas's southwest border!

Btw, I can't take credit for this post...I stole it from a guy off another board.

Oh, NT, we got plenty of room in our state if you wanna go ahead and come up here.

[North Texan]

ORIGINAL: FroMan

I know Texan. I've already started funding a project...

Building a fence along Arkansas's southwest border!

Btw, I can't take credit for this post...I stole it from a guy off another board.

Oh, NT, we got plenty of room in our state if you wanna go ahead and come up here.

Arkansas? No thanks, I'd rather be in Mexico. Viva Mehico![8D]

Maybe I'll join the Republic of Texas and try to hold out in a compound in West Texas. They've already invited me and my guns.[:-]

[bigbulls]

Nah forget all that.

What we need to do is build elevated posts about every 1000 - 1200 yards at all of the places that are crossing hot spots. Have them maned 24 hours a day and arm the watch standers with 50's and night vision. It may take a little while but I think that eventually the illegal immigration would slow dramatically.

Make it part of the armed forces sniper training. I am sure they would get plenty of practice hitting moving targets.

[North Texan]

ORIGINAL: bigbulls

Nah forget all that.

What we need to do is build elevated posts about every 1000 - 1200 yards at all of the places that are crossing hot spots. Have them maned 24 hours a day and arm the watch standers with 50's and night vision. It may take a little while but I think that eventually the illegal immigration would slow dramatically.

Make it part of the armed forces sniper training. I am sure they would get plenty of practice hitting moving targets.

I'd do if for free on weekends if they'd let me shoot a 50.

[CalHunter]

How can we possibly take such a suggestion from a guy using a south park icon seriously???

[FroMan]

ORIGINAL: North Texan

I'd do if for free on weekends if they'd let me shoot a 50.

Hey Tex, if you're ever around Russellville, AR, stop by the house and you can shoot ours.

And Cal...Southpark is a genius show...slightly crude...but genius. How can it not be, when they can majorly tick off Tom "Little Hitler Syndrome" Cruise?

[AlaskaMagnum]

ORIGINAL: bigbulls

Nah forget all that.

What we need to do is build elevated posts about every 1000 - 1200 yards at all of the places that are crossing hot spots. Have them maned 24 hours a day and arm the watch standers with 50's and night vision. It may take a little while but I think that eventually the illegal immigration would slow dramatically.

Make it part of the armed forces sniper training. I am sure they would get plenty of practice hitting moving targets.

Hey, even better. Why don't we tell Vincente Fox that the Oligarachy and the 40 families that run Mexico days are over. Tell him that we are no longer going to support his country so that the ruling families can enjoy their lifestyle while they send their poor and sick and weak over here for us to deal with.

Let's tell Vincente that Mexico ahh hell, ALL OF CENTRAL AMERICA has three years to get their crap together or we quit trading with them, and then their 40-Family Oligarachy can go get bent and see how long they last without U.S. dollars.

Then, maybe Mexico will once again have a middle class, and they won't all be over here working for less than middle wage.

Nah, that won't work. Fixing the cause and not the blame just is not sexy enough for most people.

[North Texan]

I am a South Park fan. Especially after the "goobacks" episode.