Chuck Norris, you have a weakness...

[North Texan]

and now I will own you!

[Briman]

That video was taken .04 seconds before the guy holding the canoe paddle expired from unnatural causes. Don't mess with Chuck.

[North Texan]

But I am messing with Chuck. I found out from various sources he was about to declare war on frivilous lawsuits. I just can't allow it. After the fat kids successfully sue McDonalds for supersizing them, it will be too late. Trial lawyers will control the law........and the government!

Muahahahaha! Muahahahahahah! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[wyotimberghost]

Briman is right. Apparently you haven't heard this new fact about him: Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

I also happen to know that when an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

Unless you want to succumb to a roundhouse kick to the face, I suggest you don't mess with Chuck.

[North Texan]

But I have.......PADDLE!!!!

[wyotimberghost]

You're a brave man, being from Texas you must realize that the eyes of the law are upon you, and Walker Texas Ranger a.k.a Chuck Norris is the law.

[Truth be told....]

Chuck Norris would be KO'd by any halfway decent middleweight boxer.....he is all show and no-go!![:'(]

[wyotimberghost]

Hey North Texan, you need to buy this shirt. I won't post the picture on here because it'll get removed if I do.

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/prod...?productid=590

[MThunter]

Chuck Norris once asked a guy to pull his finger. He then promptly gave him a round-house kick to the face..........then farted

[North Texan]

ORIGINAL: wyotimberghost

Hey North Texan, you need to buy this shirt. I won't post the picture on here because it'll get removed if I do.

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=590

Who do you think designed it?[8D]