This is how women think.

[bawanajim]

My wife left me...

I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but
I noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup. I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"
She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you." I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

[North Texan]

[8D]

[cameronmclain]

[bruce_smith60]

I won't touch that one......

[bawanajim]

But not all of these great men could not be wrong!

And I think Humphrey Bogart said it best!!!!!!

Beer is a popular alcoholic beverage.
[ul][*]"Beer is proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin[*]"We are not here to sell a parcel of boilers and vats, but the potentiality of growing rich beyond the dreams of avarice." - Samuel Johnson in 1781 on the sale of Henry Thrale's Anchor Brewery[*]"Give me a woman who truly loves beer, and I will conquer the world." - Wilhelm II of Germany[*]"Malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man" - A. E. Housman[*]"Alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." - Homer Simpson[*]"I am sitting here, drink my good Wittenberg Beer and the Kingdom of the God comes all by itself." - Martin Luther
[ul][*]"Ich sitze hier und trinke mein gutes Wittenbergisch Bier und das Reich Gottes kommt von ganz alleine." [/ul][*]"Beer, if drunk with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health." -Thomas Jefferson[*]"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." [/ul]
-Humphrey Bogart
[ul][*]"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." [/ul]
-Sir Winston Churchill
[ul][*]"Everybody has to believe in something.....I believe I'll have another drink." [/ul]
-W.C. Fields
[ul][*]"I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer." [/ul]
-Abraham Lincoln
[ul][*]"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?" -Steven Wright [/ul]

[Aught Six]

[RedAllison]

"BEER... gettin ugly folks laid for CENTURIES!!!"

But Bwanajim I knew this topic was boosheut the moment I read the title. It mentioned the words "woman" and "think"... And ALL of us rational men know better.


RA

[burniegoeasily]

Lol. that was a good one.;

[Aught Six]

I think Homer said it best: "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!"