I am going to grow my boy into the next NFL star !
I've been listening to talk radio, watching TV infomericals, reading magazines .......... it seems now that I can buy, OTC with no prescriptions enough drugs to make my boy taller, more muscular, with better hair, teeth and eye sight that nature intended. I can give him drugs that will make his skin glow, his hair shine and his penis longer (and woodier). I'll pump him up withj 100% safe and FDA approved muscle and bone enhancers, he'll be super strong, quick and fleet of foot. He'll never get sick or be ill or anything of that nature. I'll give him another type that will make him smarter andmore attentive.
Yes, we can drug our children, legally, and mold them into flawless human beings physically. Mentally ? Yep, we got drugs for that too. If your child is a bit low, a bit high, a bit dreamy, not dreamy enough ......... drug 'em and we'll find that happy medium that everyone should be at. We'll also regulate the heart, blood pressure, cholestorol , BMI andblood sugar.
RE: I am going to grow my boy into the next NFL star !
Hell, my son is 1/2 way there already. He's fit and trim and will be a complete sports stud when he reaches high school if only by default because 3/4 of the other kids will be morbidly obese.
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RE: I am going to grow my boy into the next NFL star !
Briman I can make him taller, stronger, faster, with gloden locks of wavy hair, shiny slarkly teeth with a hard, lean body and controlled mind that will make him so much more than he naturally is.
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ORIGINAL: Champlain Islander
I hear in Texas they keep the kids back in grade school on purpose so they will be bigger and stronger than their high school classmates?
I'm from TX and I was held backand still got the s*** kicked out of me a few times! (Not b/c of academic, I was born in Aug., so it was 50/50.) I was still smaller than a few guys in my class, until we got to high school.
I thinkbeing held back for sports isjust a rumor- I'veheard it several times but never actually seen it happen. I don't know any football coaches who scout fourth graders.
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RE: I am going to grow my boy into the next NFL star !
Heck the funny thing my son is a monster without the "SUPPLIMENTS". He is 10yrs old, 5 '7 160pds of muscle. Now keep in mind his grandfather is 6'10 335pds. A former state trooper, and strong as an ox.
I am only 6ft. He will be passing me up before he is 15yrs old.
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ORIGINAL: gobbler afflicted
Heck the funny thing my son is a monster without the "SUPPLIMENTS".Â*Â*Â* He is 10yrs old, 5 '7 160pds of muscle.Â*Â*Â* Now keep in mind his grandfather is 6'10Â* 335pds.Â*Â*Â* A former state trooper, and strong as an ox.
I am only 6ft.Â* He will be passing me up before he is 15yrs old.
GA: Dern man! That's a big young'un right there! I thought my 10 year old was big.
I am going to grow my boy into the next NFL star !
