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Old 02-14-2006, 07:33 AM   #1
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Hemorrhoid Gate!!!!

A breaking story on a new Whitehouse cover up!!!! It has just been discovered that President Bush has a Hemorrhoid!!! This has been a known condition of President Bush since his first physical as President in his first term and was not reported to the press at that time!

CNN and other main stream media wants to know why such a condition as this was not made immediately available to the public? Why was this covered up for so long? The press is sure that a matter of such importance that has an effect on the Presidents ability to sit comfortably thereby exposing the US to many possible problems.

It is important said CNN that the American public be kept apraised of every important matter concerning both the President and Vice President and thier ability to perform thier jobs either ethically or physically!!

President Bush purposely chose not to let the press know about his hemmaroid for over 4 years! This cover up would have never been exposed if it had not been for a doughnut cushion salesman had not leaked it!!! Why should the American people have to find this out from a doughnut cushion salesman instead of the Whitehouse? Information like this is very important to the American people and should not be covered up by the Whitehouse!
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Old 02-14-2006, 07:46 AM   #3
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lol, Wait till the sprained eyelash story comes out. I can see it now, Ocular gate.
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Old 02-14-2006, 07:55 AM   #4
 
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Kennedy should be called anal gate...probly looks the same from either end......
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Do you thinkhe and Dick have gotten a little too buddy-buddy in those closed door meetings.

Well this would explain his complete lack of competence, he's been preoccupied with his *******. And I thought it was just the other ******** in the Whitehouse that he was preoccupied with.

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Old 02-14-2006, 08:26 AM   #6
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The press just loves to scream cover up, no matter how insignifigant the issue! I agree that the public should know ASAP about something that effects a politicians ability to do their job, be it ethically or illegal, but to call this some sort of cover up is a joke!!!!

Who cares if so and so got a parking ticket? Now if they get a bunch of parking tickets and are trying to get them fixed or just ignoring them that is another story!

If Cheney had shot the guy with malice and they were trying to cover it up, that is a big story! What happened here is reportable, but not something that would even warrant a cover up!!! Yes obviously Cheney is a screw up that I would not go bird hunting with, but then again I don't know him so maybe he just made a mistake and is not dangerous.
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Old 02-14-2006, 08:37 AM   #7
 
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the Lawer that got hit stated he screwed up by not informing the others he had moved into the "swing zone". 28 guage #8 at 100yrds stings at most....I've been taged with 12 guage 7 1/2 shot at 60 yrds...that hurts, but no blood. There are more injuries with a knive during deer season than with any fire arm. 2/3 of the gun related accedents in Texes are during dove season.
It's a shame for what happened, andChaney will have to live with this. Why is the media pricks trying to make him choke on this happening...I'll never know.

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Well, I guess all the democrats have to agree that, the president can't be a perfect @$#hole all the time.
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The press just loves to scream cover up, no matter how insignifigant the issue!
If I'm understanding you correctly here, you are calling shooting a 78 year old man in the face "insignifigant [sic]?"

Just checking.
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Old 02-15-2006, 07:24 AM   #10
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Why are they called Hemorrhoids and the ones in outer space called asteroids.. should that be the other way around?

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