Got this in an email. As you can tell, I dislike Kennedy a little.
Wouldn't you like to see Judge Alito and Chief Justice Roberts
questioning the Democrat Senators to determine their qualifications for
Public office? Just imagine matching the IQs of the Senators and the Judges!
The questions might go like this:
Judge Alito (JA): "Senator Kennedy, I see from your official resume
that you attended Harvard University..."
Senator Kennedy (SK): "Yes, your honor, I certainly did."
JA: "Did you graduate?"
SK: "Your honor, I respectfully ask that you not pry into my personal
life..."
JA: "Is it not true that you were expelled from Harvard for violating
the honor code, to wit, you hired someone to take an exam for you?"
SK: "Mr. Chairman, I want to go on record that I disagree with this
line of questioning. I ask the chair to order the Judge from asking
questions about my private matters.."
Senator Specter, Chairman of the Judiciary Committee: ! "Answer the
Judge's questions. He answered all of yours.."
JA: "Senator Kennedy, we have on hand a transcript of the session of
the university's honor council attesting to your fraudulent examination and
subsequent expulsion from the university..."
SK: "I have had all I can take of this line of unreasonable
questioning. I am going to ask Al Gore how he managed to keep his early
departure from Vanderbilt University Divinity School away from the eyes of
you religious nuts..."
JA: "Wait, Senator Kennedy, I want to ask you about the 26 phone calls
you made from a motel room the night Mary Jo Kopecne drowned in your
car at Chappaquidik, when you said you were asleep all night..." [ Kennedy
flees the hearing room ]
Senator Specter: "Chief Justice Roberts [CJR] will now interrogate
Senator Biden [SB}, Democrat of Delaware..."
CJR: "Senator Biden, is it not true that you were expelled from law
school for plagiarizing another student's work?"
SB: "Wait, Ted, I am going with you..." [ Biden flees the hearing
room ]
Senator Specter: "Judge Alito will now interrogate Senator Feinstein,
Democrat of California..."
JA: "Senator Feinstein [SF], why did you vote for the former Grand
Kleagle of the Ku Klux Klan of West Virginia [Robert Byrd] to be the
Democrat Senate Majority Leader in 1986, 1988, 1990, and 1992?"
SF: "Wait, boys, I am going with you..." [Feinstein flees the hearing room ]
End of hearing
If Alito had his chance at Kennedy
