21 Ways to be a good Liberal

[badshotbob]

I think many of these are quite fitting given recent topics out here.




1.Â* You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion
on demand.


Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* 2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression, and
governments create prosperity.


Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-Abiding
Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.

Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* 4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.


Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by
soccer moms driving SUV's.


Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being
homosexual is natural.


Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* 7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of
federal funding.


Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* 8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach
4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about
sex.


Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* 9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but
loony activists, who have never been outside of San Francisco, do.


Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than
actually doing something to earn it.


Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* 11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own
money to make The Passion Of The Christ for financial gain only.


Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain
parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports
certain parts of the Constitution.


Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too
high.


Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are
more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E.
Lee, and Thomas Edison.


Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but
racial quotas and set-asides are not.


Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* 16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very
nice person.


Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* 17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in
charge.


Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* 18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in
jail, but a liar and a sexoffender belonged in the White House.



Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* 19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and
manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.


Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* 20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the
Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.


Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* 21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right
wing conspiracy.

[Hillary Clinton]

ORIGINAL: badshotbob
16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very
nice person.

I'd like to interject here, if I may,that I certainly don't see myself as abnormal or lesser than you all, thank you very much. An abnormal, mean, cold-hearted personcould never qualify for a position on the Wal-Mart board of directors.

[RedAllison]

Hey Sillarylemme take this opportunity to express my warmth for you.

YOUare a fat, fugly, lying, murderous, contemptious ...Deleted by CalHunter...liberal heartbeat!!!

But other than those few character flaws I REALLY love you,
RA

[cameronmclain]

Hey Hillary;
So nice to meet you. I was just wondering, did you read the 25 points above???
I noticed you failed to correct ANY of them.
Say hi to Billy. Tell him I think he's a fake.
Can't wait till we can talk again!