Gig 'em, AGGIES!

[eldeguello]

Subject: Cock Fight in Louisiana

The Louisiana State Police received reports of illegal cockfights being held in the area around Crowley, LA, and sent their famous
detective, Boudreaux, to investigate.

Boudreaux reported to his Sergeant the next morning. "Dey is tree main groups in dis cock fightin." he began.

"Good work. who are they?" the Sergeant asked.

Boudreaux replied confidently, "de Texas Aggies, de Cajuns, and de Mafia."

Puzzled, the sergeant asked, "How did you find that out in one night?"

"Well," he replied, "I went down and done seen dat cock fight in person. I knowed dem Aggies was involved when a duck was entered in the fight."

The sergeant nodded, "I'll buy that. But what about the others?"

Boudreaux nodded knowingly, "Well de Cajuns was involved, 'cause summbody bet on de duck."

"Ah," sighed the sergeant, "and how did you figure the Mafia was involved?"

"Dat duck won."


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[North Texan]

Good one. Gotta love those whacky Aggies. Where would our Aggie jokes be without them?

Did you hear about the skeleton they found at A & M? Apparently it was the 1936 hide-and-go-seek champion.

Did you hear about the Aggie breaking his arm on the golf course? Fell off the ball washer.

A single-seat aircraft crashed in a Bryan/College Station cemetery. They found 180 dead and they're still digging.

Why do Aggies hate M&M's? They're so darned hard to peel.

Did you hear about the Aggie that locked his keys in the car? Spent two hours trying to get the wife and kids out.

How do you get an A & M gradoff your front porch? Pay him for the pizza.

In snowy weather, how can you tell the pilot is an Aggie? Chains on the props.

How many Aggies does it take to eat an armadillo? Three, one to do the eating and two to watch for cars.

How can you tell and Aggie sent you a fax? It has a stamp on it.