Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but could not - the aged bovine was struck and killed.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.
About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with hisclothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of
expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened to you," asked Hillary?
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."
"Wow!!!!, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied:" I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I"™ve just killed the old cow.The rest happened like lightning!"
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
Well...this is a little awkward. I hate to complain, but isn't that a tad mean-spirited? I certainly respect the views of those inside and out of my constituency, but some of these attacks seem over-the-top and strangely disquieting. I'd be happy to descant upon anything you take issue with butpersonal assaults hardly seem to solve these ills.
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"As an american I am not so shocked that Obama was given the Nobel Prize without any accomplishments to his name, because America gave him the White House based on the same credentials." - Newt Gingrich
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If you can't beat them, join them... then once you lure them into a false sense of security, jump on their back and beat them to a bloody pulp.
If you were a little less out of touch with the rest of us as you are you'd get the joke . Public figures draw attention to themselves in order to get where they are, and are therefore fair game for criticism as well as praise. Don'tdeficate in your bed and you won't wake up with a wet rear.
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Kevin Haendiges
NAHC Life Member
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Don'tdeficate in your bed and you won't wake up with a wet rear.
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Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these.-- Ovid (43 B.C.-A.D. 18)
Things ain't what they used to be and probably never was. ~Will Rogers
Tomorrow hopes we have learned something from yesterday.
"Shouldn't someone tag Mr. Kennedy's 'bold new imaginative program' with its proper age?" "Under the tousled boyish haircut it is still old Karl Marx—first launched a century ago.
There is nothing new in the idea of a government being Big Brother to us all. R.Reagan-1960
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"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
Hillary
