RE: Politically Incorrect Predictions for 2006
Jan 06: VC sells all his earthly belongings and joins a tibetian monastery. ultimately, he is determined to be the latest incarnation of the Dali llama, the living Budda. Gets fat.
Mar 06: Ifferd, with the help of a small business loan, finances a chain of family theme restaurants called "Kentucky Fried Carbou," specializing in endangered delicacies. While the initial daysare shakey, the chain flourishes. The chain's flagship restaurant, located in the Arctic Wildlife Refuge, is a huge success with its catchy theme nights and "club your own baby seal" tanks.
June 06: UnderDog becomes an overnight sensation as a pop culture self-help icon, based on the strength of his best seller "I'm OK, You Suck".
August 06: Charlie P sets world record for eating entire box of live kittens in under 60 seconds.
September 06: mr-pirk seizes control of east coast. assumes title of "el supremo". outlaws stretch pants.
October 06: North Texan is nominated to the Supreme Court by POTUS, despite the fact that he is not yet admitted to the bar. Henever isultimately confirmed based primarily on his testimony before the Senate, whereinhe inadvertantly refers to children as "human veal" in reponse to a question onunemancipated minor'srights.
December 06: CalHunter, succumbing to pressure of being both LEO and HNI Moderator, guns down entire van filled with nuns and orphans. as he dies in a hail of gunfire, he is heard exclaiming "first amendment my hairy white asss!"
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