President Bush May Send Up To 5 Marines For French Assistance
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President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a
battle plan to pull France's ass out of the fire again. Facing an apparent
overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers, Mr. Bush doubts France's
ability to hold off the little pissants. "Hell, if the last two world wars
are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now", said
Bush.
Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might
be necessary to send up to 5 marines to get things under control. The general
admitted that 5 marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this thing under
control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He stated he was having a hard
time finding even one marine to help those ungrateful bastards out for a third
time but thought that he could persuade a few women marines to do the job before
they went on pregnancy leave. President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our marines
out of there as soon as possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen.
Pace to make sure the marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them,
as the less they stand out the better.
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LMAO, I keep hearing the news reports about the "turmoil" in France and all I can do LAUGH MY FREAKIN ARSE OFF and flip the channel. Frickin frogbastages, gettin what they deserve. I hope they burn that whole miserable damn country too the ground!!!
We shouldn't laugh to hard tho, we have our own France here stateside... it's called CALIFORNIA!!!
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Bush to help France
