Peeing the Walmart parking lot

[vc1111]

I was leaving Walmart the other day and I was driving through the lot when I noticed a middle-aged woman as she was dropping her drawers to urinate.

I told my wife, "There's a woman back there peeing right there in front of God and everyone."

"No way," she replied.

So I braked and backed up to show her. By now the woman had created a puddle that was unmistakeable especially in light of the squatting stance she had embraced next to her car.

She was less than four parking spaces from the building itself.

A series of jokes ensued.

[s. il. hntr]

sounds like the average wal-mart shopper to me

[usens]

Now if u got to go u go LMAO

[MO_Bowhnter]

I've never seen anyone actually pee in the parking lot, but half the store is capable of it.

[rick_reno]

Maybe she's the exterminator they hired and she was killing ants.

[Goose 11]

Wish I could have seen that! Did she look like this?

[CalHunter]

Goose, you are one sick puppy.

[Tazman]

I am amazed the Wal-Mart greeter did not take action!!!

[Sswpriz]

Ok, that did it, NOW I'm blind !!! [:@]Are you people happy now ??? That was just so disgusting for this early in the morning !!! [:'(]

[Champlain Islander]

AAAAAHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGG. Thanks for nothing guys. I wonder if it was an employee who didn't want to put the dime in the pay toilet?