WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAROUR PRESIDENT, GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraqi regime has
been completed.
Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our
mission in Iraq is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now to
begin the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries
which have stood by our side. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain,
Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies
of both lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that
note, a word to terrorist organizations. Mess with us and we will hunt you
down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.
Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.
I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
France,Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis. I have instructed the Mayor of New York City
to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens
of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your
precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops
in the world. I love New York.
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing
us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt
government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and
infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep,
border security. So start doing something with your oil.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty -
starting now.
We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for
oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades
to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer
you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care.
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens.
Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn
tootin."
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet.
It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from
America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we
won't forget.
To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic.
It would take balls to make that speech,and we have not had a man will balls holding that office in a long ,long time.
And it will be alot longer before it happens again.
We will have have four year of the hildbeast before anybody realizes how close to extintion we really are.
If watching the news this week has not shown what liberialism has done to America nothing ever will.All those people standing with their hands out .
Jim, I beg to disagree. The Hildabeast will face a challenge from someone in her adopted state--and it ain't George Pataki. Say what you will about his social policies, but if Rudy Giuliani decides to get into the race, he'll win in a walk. Too many people have seen Rudy in the face of crises (plural) rise to the occasion to not elect him.
ahhh yes it is a dream but no one has yet to make the speech and regardless of party they never will , but i can assure you if you ever elect me i will make that speech within the week
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Good friends are like butt cheeks some crap might come between them ,but they will always come back together
Dream Presidential Address!!!!
