21 steps to become a good Democrat!

[Goose 11]

21 Steps to Becoming a Good Democrat
Virtually anyone can be a Democrat. Just simply quit thinking and vote that way.
If you want to be a GOOD Democrat, however, there are some prerequisites you must have first.
Compare them below and see how you rate...
1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of Federal funding.
2. You have to believe that the same school system that can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow the best qualified
to teach those same kids all about sex.
3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans, are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons
technology, in the hands of Chinese communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate,
and more affected by Americans driving SUVs'!
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.
8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists from Seattle do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe the U.S. military, not evil, tyrannical regimes, start wars.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good,
because it supports certain parts of the constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas >
Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is all about "progress" and not power. She just wants to help us out of the archaic
system of governing that we've been subjected to since our founding.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right
people haven't been in charge.
18. You have to believe Republicans telling the truth belong in jail, but a cheat, liar and sex offender belongs in the White
House and you would vote him back in there in a New York minute (if you could).
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and beastiality should be
constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United
States.
21. You have to believe that the vociferous minorities who protest againstprayer and saluting the flag in school, the
10 commandments in court, have far more rights than the majority who believe in God and country and want
these values to be instilled in our young children.
If you are locked in solidly to most of these beliefs - you're gonna be a big asset to John Kerry. (Hillary Clinton)
Risk more than others think is safe. Care more than others think is wise. Dream more than others think is practical.
Expect more than others think is possible.

[DougMD]

Scary how true many of these are.

[AJ52]

Good Stuff - And Ain't it the Truth. Gotta print this and give to a few Demos that are so far left they need a cane to stand up straight

[Swede 57]

Had a man tell me once -

If you are young and don't vote Democrat - you must not have a heart.

But if you have lived life for a while and don't vote Republican - you must not have a brain.

[North Texan]

1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of Federal funding

2. You have to believe that the same school system that can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow the best qualified
to teach those same kids all about sex.

Sex education has been rejected by the school district here. Funny, but STD rates are the highest in the state. Abstinence is a good theory, but apparently not practical in the real world.

11. You have to believe the U.S. military, not evil, tyrannical regimes, start wars.

I must have been confused, because I thought we went over to Iraq and invaded them?

16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is all about "progress" and not power. She just wants to help us out of the archaic
system of governing that we've been subjected to since our founding.

I can't think of verymany politicians from either side that have been for progress and not power.

18. You have to believe Republicans telling the truth belong in jail, but a cheat, liar and sex offender belongs in the White
House and you would vote him back in there in a New York minute (if you could).

So Republicans never tell a lie? And the president mentioned was convicted of how many crimes?

20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United
States.

And all that money flowing to Haliburton is, too.

21. You have to believe that the vociferous minorities who protest againstprayer and saluting the flag in school, the
10 commandments in court, have far more rights than the majority who believe in God and country and want
these values to be instilled in our young children.

There have been many lawsuits over the issues you mention. Not all of them were instituted by non-Christians or non-Jews.

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[Dave590]

North Texan, I am so glad that you took the time to itemize the points that you were trying to make...It makes the be-bunking process so much easier.

Sex education has been rejected by the school district here. Funny, but STD rates are the highest in the state. Abstinence is a good theory, but apparently not practical in the real world.

Sex education is not my fort'e...So the reality of that statement is not an issue that I am prepared to debate...I personally think that the more exposure to facts that a kid has, the better...But I really don't believe that that is the point that the original artical was trying to present.

I must have been confused, because I thought we went over to Iraq and invaded them?

Yes sir, you are most assuredly "confused"...Please show me ONE official statement where we have said we were gonna be there forever. We are LIBERATORS not invaders. I realize that it is a most difficult thing for the current liberal mindset to conceive...But the United States Government does not now, nor will it ever have, eyes on invading ANY country.

So Republicans never tell a lie? And the president mentioned was convicted of how many crimes?

Thats a pretty vague statement.

However, this next one is not...In fact, it is so blatently an attempt at misdirection on your part that I am compelled to quote both the original statement and your quote here. In fact, I would go so far as to say that your statement is one of the most abused lies from the left that there is. It has been did-proven so many times that it is hardly worth the time to try and correct it.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the United
States.

And all that money flowing to Haliburton is, too.

How can you even "equate" the two.....Only a desperate person can begin to put China and Haliburton in the same sentence. Volumes have been written about the ligitamacy of the haliburton contracts on this VERY SAME POLITICAL PAGE....And every time that the lengthy tombs have been printed, there has been 'narry a word from the left. Here are the facts in a nutshell....HALIBURTON WON THE BID!!! The bid that Haliburton won was: the ability to go out in a war zone and do things that need doing without the process of bidding.

You can simply not go into a hostile environment and "bid" on everything that comes along...Thats why the TWO companies in the whole WORLD take turns bidding on the opportunity to be the "go-to" company during a time of crisis...As a result, individual items are not up for "bid".

In the last few years, The Left has tried to make an issue of this, but they have been proved wrong so many times that they (as a whole) have given up on this mantra...It seems that you are the only one that has not gotten the message that it's all above board and a non-issue.

What say you?

[North Texan]

What say you?

I say a lot.[8D]

Yes sir, you are most assuredly "confused"...Please show me ONE official statement where we have said we were gonna be there forever. We are LIBERATORS not invaders. I realize that it is a most difficult thing for the current liberal mindset to conceive...But the United States Government does not now, nor will it ever have, eyes on invading ANY country.

So what do you call shipping an army over-seas and entering a country by force?

Thats a pretty vague statement.

Nothing vague about it. The original post referred to Clinton as a sex offender, which is a crime, yet he was not convicted on any count.

Do you think your precious little Republicans have lied?

As for Halliburton:

http://www.taxpayer.net/nationalsecurity/learnmore/testimony/2-13testimony/henrybuntingtestimony.pdf

[North Texan]

More Halliburton goodies:

http://www.taxpayer.net/nationalsecurity/learnmore/testimony/2-13testimony/steveellistestimony.pdf

http://www.taxpayer.net/nationalsecurity/learnmore/testimony/2-13testimony/billhartungtestimony.pdf

http://www.taxpayer.net/nationalsecurity/learnmore/testimony/2-13testimony/jeffreyjonestestimony.pdf

How can you even "equate" the two.....

I can't. Abusing my tax dollars is far, far worse......