Speaking of the French.
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>WHY IS IT THAT WE HAVE TO SPEAK ENGLISH?
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>A U.S.Navy Admiral was attending a Naval conference that included
>admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies.
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>At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a group of half
>dozen or so officers that included personnel from most of the countries.
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>Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks --but
>a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many
>languages, Americans learn only English.
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>He then asked: "Why is it that we always have to speak English in these
>conferences rather than speaking French?"
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>Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied: "Maybe it's because
>the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't
>have to speak German."
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>Suddenly the group became very quiet.

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