Florida is getting weirder still

CalHunter · 07-24-2005, 03:03 PM

I know everybody likes to bash CA but Florida seems like it is getting weirder still.

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Beware the Naked Foot Tickler NEW SMYRNA BEACH, Fla. (AP) "” Police are on the lookout for the naked tickler. Investigators said they believe one man could be responsible for a series of bizarre break-ins in which a naked man enters victims' rooms while they are sleeping and tries to tickle their feet. The naked tickler struck again in New Smyrna Beach twice last weekend. Investigators have been working on five similar, unsolved cases since 2001. Each time, the man ran off after being noticed. Most of the victims are women over age 60, said police Cmdr. Wade Kirby. Kirby said police know only that the suspect is white, thin and appears young. "There's not been a lot to go on there," he said. New Smyrna Beach is 44 miles northeast of Orlando. "” Thanks to Out There readers Melissa B., Kris P. and A.M.

North Texan · 07-24-2005, 03:13 PM

If police do catch him, my guess is he will spend some time in a nice, padded, MHMR unit. My guess is that he would be a good candidate for "not guilty by reason of insanity".

kevin1 · 07-25-2005, 07:47 AM

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Most of the victims are women over age 60

Most of them ? What , did he do guys too ? [&:]

mdrbowler99 · 07-25-2005, 01:31 PM

Well Bush won Florida and that explains enough.

CalHunter · 07-25-2005, 02:29 PM

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ORIGINAL: mdrbowler99

Well Bush won Florida and that explains enough.

Oh, yeah, sure, uhuhhhh....Just turn this into a political commentary will ya...

DaveH · 07-27-2005, 03:27 PM

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The naked tickler struck again in New Smyrna Beach twice last weekend

We're headed down there in a couple weeks and were planning on going to New Smyrna Beach again. We're not in our 60's, but I doubt we'll spend the night there anyway!

BowHuntingFool · 07-27-2005, 03:30 PM

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I know everybody likes to bash CA but Florida seems like it is getting weirder still.

Not possible, I thought it already peaked out!

Alex The Hawk · 07-27-2005, 07:16 PM

They will never catch Me ! Ha hahah ha ha ha haha !
Tickle tickle little star,oh how I wonder how you laugh.
LOL

Dave590 · 07-27-2005, 07:43 PM

You know...I don't want to make light of the situation, because breaking into any house is a serious offense...

But tickling a foot that old must be like trying to tickle a tree trunk.[:'(]

Champlain Islander · 07-28-2005, 01:45 PM

I hear all those old women are already booked for next year. They may be old but they are all smiling