Vital Stats:
Seen at: Truck stop bathroom, New Jersey Turnpike
Occupation: Underwear model, Part-time Denny's host, Catholic Archbishop
Nicknames: Dirty, dirty Robin Hood, Green Gobler, Juicy Brucey
Turnons: Meeting new people in internet chatrooms
Turnoffs: Undercover FBI agents in internet chatrooms
Hobbies: Stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, saving damsels in distress, "gerbiling"
Famous Quote: "close your eyes and just pretend I'm your girlfriend"