PEPSI'S NEW PATRIOTIC? CAN
Please don't buy Pepsi in the new can. Pepsi has a new "patriotic" can coming out with pictures of the Empire State Building, and the Pledge of Allegiance on them. However, Pepsi left out two words on the pledge, "Under God." [/align]Pepsi said they didn't want to offend anyone. In that case, we don't want to offend anyone at the Pepsi corporate office, either.
Ergo, if we don't buy any Pepsi products, they will not be offended when they don't receive our money that has the words "In God We Trust" engraved on it. I don't know how many of you are Pepsi drinkers, but frankly I haven't found any bourbon that goes good with Pepsi.
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