No wonder this country is full of idiots

[tardfarmer]

http://uscis.gov/graphics/exec/natz/natztest.asp

the above link gives "practice" questions for citizenship. If these are indicative of the real test... we're sunk, my cats could all pass this.

[boysda]

be fair...your cats are gifted

[tardfarmer]

be fair...your cats are gifted

I'm not so sure about the middle one, she's got a "thing" for one of our lamps. She likes to rub up against it and chew holes in the lampshade.

[Aught Six]

Russell Ziskey: So, How many of you would say that you speak English fairly well but with some difficulty? (long pause) A little English? (points to student raising hand) Yes, you speak some English?

Student: Son-of-b****! S**t!

Other Students: Son-of-b****! S**t!

[kevin1]

ORIGINAL: Aught Six

Russell Ziskey:Â* So, How many of you would say that you speak English fairly well but with some difficulty? (long pause) A little English? (points to student raising hand) Yes, you speak some English?

Student: Son-of-b****! S**t!

Other Students: Son-of-b****! S**t!

Ah , the classics ...
I love "Stripes" , it's about the only movie I've ever seen where I found Harold Ramis funny .

[ruralmagnate]

Yeah, but on the real test, the instructor"™s directions are:

"œWith your no. 2 pencil, fill in the dots to make a picture the Taco Bell Chihuahua!"�

[etothepii]

No wonder this country is full of idiots

Idiots and tards...

[frizzellr]

It would be interesting to see how many high school and college graduates would fail that test.

[rick_reno]

Jay Leno on his "Jaywalking" segment often asks questions like that. The answers are scary. I'm sure you could ask people questions about the menu at McDonalds and get more correct answers.

[CalHunter]

I did about 35 questions and was right on 33. I didn't think our rights should apply to non-citizens and I thought changing the constitution required voters approving it (as in 3/4ths of the states). I highly doubt your cats could pass this test tard.[8D]