1. Keep your priorities in order
2. Know when to act without hesitation
A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that once and for all he was going to prove there was no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by. "I'm waiting God, if you're real, knock me off this platform!!!!"
Again after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I am,
God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"
His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a SEAL, just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor.
The SEAL hit him full force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling from his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold!!
The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in confusion.
The SEAL nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat silent. The class looked at him and fell silent...waiting.
Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken.
He looked at the SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked: "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that"?
"God was really busy, protecting America's soldiers, who are protecting your right to say stupid sh#* and act like an @$$hole...so he sent me!!"
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Jesus Christ--The reason for the season!
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can read this in English, thank a veteran.
If you're certain you know everything, there's little opportunity to learn anything.
Be careful cal, you're going to be implicated in something that went down 15 centuries ago with an attitude like that....
Lemme see now. What big thing happened in the 6th century AD?? Hmmm.
The dark ages are widely thought to have begun around roughly 530 AD. The world was following the corrupt Roman model of government, tossed aside the Greek sciences and Rome fell.
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Jesus Christ--The reason for the season!
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can read this in English, thank a veteran.
If you're certain you know everything, there's little opportunity to learn anything.
if you believe that really happened, i've got a bridge to sell you.
I thought this was a humerous story (also known as a joke) that I posted for members to enjoy. Although I'm sure somebody will take this seriously, get offended and offer me questionable real estate deals.
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Jesus Christ--The reason for the season!
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can read this in English, thank a veteran.
If you're certain you know everything, there's little opportunity to learn anything.
I thought this was a humerous story (also known as a joke) that I posted for members to enjoy. Although I'm sure somebody will take this seriously, get offended and offer me questionable real estate deals.
I thought this was a humerous story (also known as a joke) that I posted for members to enjoy. Although I'm sure somebody will take this seriously, get offended and offer me questionable real estate deals.
you can never be too careful on the internet.
I've heard that about the internet and liberals too. Can you verify any of this?????[8D][8D][8D]
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Jesus Christ--The reason for the season!
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can read this in English, thank a veteran.
If you're certain you know everything, there's little opportunity to learn anything.
I heard the last guy who did this was a football player- and was sued in a court of law for all he had& most of his future wages[&o]. Pain& suffering& ongoing medical complacations- resulting from the assult on the victim-(in front of numrios witnesses) also being the last full day of any work for this other( professor involved.
And both wonder if they need to give 10% to the church?
Realestate is a good way to hide assets,Large sums of money in the bank are noticable& taxable.
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Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these.-- Ovid (43 B.C.-A.D. 18)
Things ain't what they used to be and probably never was. ~Will Rogers
Tomorrow hopes we have learned something from yesterday.
"Shouldn't someone tag Mr. Kennedy's 'bold new imaginative program' with its proper age?" "Under the tousled boyish haircut it is still old Karl Marx—first launched a century ago.
There is nothing new in the idea of a government being Big Brother to us all. R.Reagan-1960
I thought this was a humerous story (also known as a joke) that I posted for members to enjoy. Although I'm sure somebody will take this seriously, get offended and offer me questionable real estate deals.
you can never be too careful on the internet.
I've heard that about the internet and liberals too. Can you verify any of this?????[8D][8D][8D]
ACLU Professor Learns about GOD
