Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a
bank robbery on March 2.
"Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at
disabling
the security system got underway immediately.
The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with
cash
& valuables, were surprised to see
hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked
the
first safe's combination, and inside they
found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At
least
we'll have a bit to eat."
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but
vanilla pudding. The process continued until
all safes were opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a
diamond,
or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes
contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a
quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more
than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach."
The newspaper headline read:
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...
European Robbery
