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That's right ladies! Now you to can own your very own Slightly Used and Possibly Defective Husband. Make no mistakes. He's a very hard worker and a get-things-done-man from Monday-Friday, 8am-5pm. But unfortunately for you, what's left after that isn't much. If he isn't napping on the couch your sure to find him tinkering with some contraption in the garage.
The winner of this item will receive a Slightly Used and Possibly Defective Husband kit when used as directed will give you the genuine feeling of an underappreciated wife.
The kit includes the following:
*One bag of whisker shavings to spread around your bathroom sink.
*One bath towel to throw on the bathroom floor.
*One roll of empty toilet paper to replace the full roll already on the holder. (For the full effect, replace right before you go to bed and don't forget to leave the toilet seat up. And at 3 in the morning you will have an experience only an overworked wife can truly appreciate.)
*Dirty socks and underwear to spread on your bedroom floor.
*Toe nail clippings to sprinkle into the carpet.
*Empty beer cans and potato chip bags to stuff in the cushions of your couch.
*A list of top ten reasons as to why he can't tackle that long "Honey-Do" list.
And finally:
*A recording of him snoring. Play before going to bed and see how long it takes for you to drag a pillow and blanket to the couch. Or to truly live the experience, play while trying to have a serious conversation.
Don't forget to remind yourself that he's in the garage or off hunting some poor defenseless animal and the illusion is complete!
Please note: Kit sold as is. There is no return on the Slightly Used, Possibly Defective Husband Kit. He's yours until death-do-you-part. Enjoy!
If you win this auction, I will also include a therapist to be used in extreme situations. (Chocolate Bar)
Which HNI guy's wife did this ?
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