05-15-2005, 09:28 AM
#1
Giant Nontypical
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Richmond, VA
Posts: 7,129
Welcome to America (for Tardfarmer....)
------Cut 'n pasted from an email from my brother-in-law-----
Butch A.
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A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says:
"Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country!"
But the passer-by says: "You are mistaken senor, I am Mexican".
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having
such a beautiful country here in America!" The person says: "I no
American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand and says: "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That
person puts up his hand and says: "I am from Middle East, I am not an
American!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously: "Are you an
American?" She says: "No, I am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and
asks her: "Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady looks at her
watch, shrugs, and says...
"Probably at work."
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05-15-2005, 02:08 PM
#2
Join Date: Dec 2004
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RE: Welcome to America (for Tardfarmer....)
Yeah no crap,
But like Vicente told the american public on friday, we need the illegals because "they take the jobs that even the american blacks don't want"....
I say we nuke mexico city.
05-15-2005, 02:09 PM
#3
Join Date: Dec 2004
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RE: Welcome to America (for Tardfarmer....)
BTW:
Next weekend I have another concrete job to do.
More work I can take away from the criminal illegals.
If you can't legally launch them over the border, kill their source of money.
05-15-2005, 02:18 PM
#4
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: The socialist state of Massachusetts
Posts: 1,146
RE: Welcome to America (for Tardfarmer....)
Quote:
ORIGINAL: tardfarmer
Yeah no crap,
But like Vicente told the american public on friday, we need the illegals because "they take the jobs that even the american blacks don't want"....
I say we nuke mexico city.
Come on Tard, get real!
Who'd pick the lettuce for your salad if we did that?
Clint
05-15-2005, 02:24 PM
#5
Join Date: Dec 2004
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RE: Welcome to America (for Tardfarmer....)
Quote:
Who'd pick the lettuce for your salad if we did that?
The machines that actually do the picking. And if need be, I would stop eating lettuce altogether
05-15-2005, 09:44 PM
#6
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington WA. USA
Posts: 1,263
RE: Welcome to America (for Tardfarmer....)
That's the spirit!!!!
And
Vegetables are what FOOD eats!!
Quote:
ORIGINAL: tardfarmer
BTW:
Next weekend I have another concrete job to do.
More work I can take away from the criminal illegals.
If you can't legally launch them over the border, kill their source of money.
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05-16-2005, 08:37 AM
#7
Nontypical Buck
Join Date: May 2004
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Posts: 1,187
RE: Welcome to America (for Tardfarmer....)
Quote:
ORIGINAL: Clint.
Quote:
ORIGINAL: tardfarmer
Yeah no crap,
But like Vicente told the american public on friday, we need the illegals because "they take the jobs that even the american blacks don't want"....
I say we nuke mexico city.
Come on Tard, get real!
Who'd pick the lettuce for your salad if we did that?
Clint
..all the unemployed GM workers...or ex-military base workers?
05-16-2005, 10:18 AM
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05-17-2005, 11:52 AM
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RE: Welcome to America (for Tardfarmer....)
This is the result of unrestrained immigration - legal and illegal. Do not be surprised if you start seeing factions just like this in our country.
Schroeder has destroyed germany
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4556233.stm
05-17-2005, 12:00 PM
#10
Dominant Buck
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: land of the Lilliputians, In the state of insanity
Posts: 24,185
RE: Welcome to America (for Tardfarmer....)
Lol. That was too funny.
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