Time for a new thread.

[pharaoh2]

How about a few Canadian hunting stories among friends? Somthing to add to this forum. How about a couple of jokes?

I've got one...

A Canadian and an American are sitting in a bar. The American says, "I can kick your butt. I have traveled the world, and have learned under the best martial arts instructors. I'll show you!" The American hits the Canadian. "That's the angry crane. I learned that in Bangladish!" Then he hits him again. "That's the little fire, I learned that in South America!" The American hit's him again. "That was Orchard of doom! Learned that one in the Phillipines." By now, the Canadian had enough and left the bar. He returned an hour later, and saw the American still sitting in the same stool. The Canadian walks up behind the American, knocks him to the ground, out cold. He turns to the bar tender and says "When he wakes up, tell him that was the crow-bar.......from Canadian Tire!"

[trailer]

Here"™s one, might be corny but here it is

A big grizzly bear walks into the bar and goes up to the bartender. The bartender looks at the big bear and asks, so what"™ll be.
The bear says, I"™ll have aaaaa.......hummmmmmm.......aaaaa............. well aaaa..... aaaaaaaa.............hummmmmmm.......aaaaaaaa..... .... gin and tonic.
Bartender looks at the bear and say, so why the big paws???

[sawbill]

When the first explorers first landed here, they didn't know what the name of the country was. So, they asked the first natives they met what they called the place. The natives had no name for the land so the explorers decided they'd name the land themselves. To do this, they figured they'd just put a bunch of letters in a hat and pull them out one by one and whatever they came up with, that'd be the name. So, the first guy puts his hand in the hat and pulls out a letter, looks at it and says, "C' eh? He puts his hand in again and pulls out another and says, "N" eh? He puts his hand in again and pulls out another, and says, "D" eh?