I'm pretty sure that the water world doesn't have any thing as valuable to study as wood rats,so the Fish Commissioncan justify a lower license cost.
The wood rat study report could provide us with some in depth reading material, Some random title ideas?
"Wood Rats not just for Breakfast anymore"
"Wood Rats for dummies"
"Wood Rats for both Fun and Profit"
"Where to have all the Rats Gone"
"Wood Rats the other Red Meat"
I can hear theBud Light Real Men of Genius commercial Playing now.
Heresto you Mister wood rat study coordinator,through the wild woods you travel ,searching far and wide for the ever elusivefairly dangerous far ranging and highly nonvenomous Pennsylvania wood rat............