A little good natured ribbing (Who won?)

[johnnyc531]

***UPDATE: Added a poll so you can vote on who you thing had the best replies"

Last weekend of Archery seaon this year I took a button buck and my brother-in-law Eric took a tree (missed a buck and buried his broadhead in a 3 inch diameter tree). Being that we love to tease each other this is what followed. The following email mocking war was too good not to share with others. Remember when reading this thread even how nasty we get with each other we still do like each other and spend at least a good hour on the phone talking about shotgun season starting next weekend. We've called an official truce at the end of today as to prevent us going into the woods together with each other carrying shotguns and being angry.

Enjoy!

Email to Me from Eric:

Subject: Important Safety notice for Evenflo Car Seat.
Message:

[johnnyc531]

Haha, thanks a lot Eric.

I included a picture of the new 3d hunting target I found in cabella's catalog for you. Scroll Down[/align][/align]\/
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[/align]Introducing Cabala's newest 3D Target
Perfect for the hunter in your life that can'thit the broad side of a barn from 10 ft away.[/align][/align][/align]

[johnnyc531]

Eric's response:

[johnnyc531]

My Replies:

Eric,[/align][/align] I looked up in the sky this afternoon and immediately thought of you.[/align][/align][/align][/align][/align]

[johnnyc531]

Next time you shoot a tree make sure it at least has antlers[/align][/align]

[johnnyc531]

and I also found a rare sighting of your Buck ( he claimed he saw his arrow go over it's back, but later when we found the arrow in the tree he said it must have been a branch that got flung over the top of it)
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[/align]Give up yet????
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[johnnyc531]

Eric's Reply:

No Way!!!![/align][/align]"I be a better hunter than y'all. I can hit smaller targets!!"[/align][/align][/align][/align]Look this one even has a collar!!![/align]

[johnnyc531]

My turn:

It was a close shot I swear the deer was hiding in the tree!

[johnnyc531]

Eric's rebuttal:

[johnnyc531]

My Turn again:

Eric,[/align][/align]Sorry took me so long to send a comeback, but took me a while to finish the taxidermy on your Vegetarian Buck, I kept getting splinters.[/align][/align][/align]