CHANGES IN THE WORKPLACE
As of November 5, 2008, when President Obama officially becomes president-elect, our company will instill a few new policies which are in keeping with his new, inspiring issues of change and fairness:
1. All salespeople will be pooling their sales and bonuses into a common pool that will be divided equally between all of you. This will serve to give those of you who are under-achieving a "fair shake".
2. All low level workers will be pooling their wages, including overtime, into a common pool, dividing it equally amongst you. This will help those who are "too busy for overtime" to reap the rewards from those who have more spare time and can work extra hours.
3. All top management will now be referred to as "the government." We will not participate in this "pooling" experience because the law doesn't apply to us.
4. The "government" will give eloquent speeches to all employees every week, encouraging its workers to continue to work hard "for the good of all".
5. The employees will be thrilled with these new policies because it's "good to spread the wealth around". Those of you who have underachieved will finally get an opportunity; those of you who have worked hard and had success will feel more "patriotic".
6. The last few people who were hired should clean out their desks. Don't feel bad, though, because President Obama will give you free healthcare, free handouts, free oil for heating your home, free food stamps, and he'll let you stay in your home for as long as you want even if you can't pay your mortgage. If you appeal directly to our democratic congress, you might even get a free flat screen TV and a coupon for free haircuts (shouldn't all Americans be entitled to nice looking hair?)!!!
If for any reason you are not happy with the new policies, you may want to rethink your vote on November 4th.
VOTE MCCAIN - PALIN TUESDAY NOV 4TH 2008
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Or vote a different way and:
1. CEO and stockholders are referred to asroyalty and workers are peasants
2. Youhave no healthcare or retirement benefits
3. Your job gets moved to India
4. You are forced to keep the babywhen your wife is raped
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CHANGES IN THE WORKPLACE
As of November 5, 2008, when President Obama officially becomes president-elect4.
The "government" will give eloquent speeches to all employees every week, encouraging its workers to continue to work hard "for the good of all".
I hear that now, and have been for the last 6 years. But I do work at a Gov't site, and we "civilians" just roll our eyes. It's amazing watching our own gov't twist the truth before it reaches themain stream public. I witness it daily here at work.
That's why I don't care who's in there, nothing will ever change.
I hear that now, and have been for the last 6 years. But I do work at a Gov't site, and we "civilians" just roll our eyes. It's amazing watching our own gov't twist the truth before it reaches themain stream public. I witness it daily here at work.
That's why I don't care who's in there, nothing will ever change.
Couldn't have said it better myself. I hear everyone banging on the Bush Administration, and how Obama and or McCain is the answer to the United States problems.
You honestly think either of the candidates would have done great things in President Bush's shoes?!?!?
__________________ ...on the water or in the woods...
I think that the chances of your wife getting raped, pregnant, and denied an abortion are very slim under any president. On the other hand, there is a much better chance of your taxes being raised, gun rights limited, etc. under certain regimes. One of those situations where people need to learn the difference between possibility and probability.
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"Shoot him again....his soul is still dancing"
I think that the chances of your wife getting raped, pregnant, and denied an abortion are very slim under any president. On the other hand, there is a much better chance of your taxes being raised, gun rights limited, etc. under certain regimes. One of those situations where people need to learn the difference between possibility and probability.
WHO'S VOTING HUSSIEN BARRACK OBAMA
