Differences: Republican/Democrat

[cwhitenton]

How do you tell the difference between democrats, republicans
> and southern republicans?
>
> Answer:
> Pose the following question:
> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two
> small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge
> knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams
> obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a
> Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds
> before he reaches you and your family.
> What do you do?
>
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>
> Democrat's Answer:
>
> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
> Does the man look poor or Oppressed?
> Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
> Could we run away?
> What does my wife think?
> What about the kids?
> Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out
> of his hand?
> What does the law say about this situation?
> Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of
> message does this send to society and to my children?
> Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
> Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just
> to wound me?
> If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get
> away while he was stabbing me?
> Should I call 9-1-1?
> Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have
> a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healther street
> that would discourage such behavior.
> This is so confusing!
> I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to
> come to a consensus.
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>
> Republican's Answer:
>
> BANG!
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Southern Republican's Answer:
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> click....(sounds of reloading).
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> click.
> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester
> Silver Tips?"

[DearSlayer357]

Haha thats good

[PABuck_HNTR]

Not far from the truth!

[charlie brown]

Well, even though I'm from the West, I guess you could call me a Southern Republican

[george_s]

good one

[JimboHunter1]

Good one CW! That one brought tears (of joy) to my eyes!

[handloader1]

[ELKampMaster]

IMHO, for us as gun owners and hunters, not all democrats are our enemies, not all republicans are our friends ---

The difference between Republicans and Democrats?
One is in and the other one wants in.

The similarity between Republicans and Democrats?
Both will all tell the public anything necessary in order to "get in."

Truth is generally the first casualty in war and politics. It takes a smart (hopefully) populance to "sort it out."

EKM

[Charley]

IMHO, for us as gun owners and hunters, not all democrats are our enemies, not all republicans are our friends ---

ELKampMaster is correct! Not all Republicans are the friends of gunowners, not all Democrats are enemies. John McCain (R-AZ) and John Chaffe (R-RI) come to mind. They both ACTIVELY seek to steal your civil rights regarding firearm ownership.

The REAL difference? Democrats will tax your last cent away from you, and use it to buy votes to get themselves re-elected. Republicans will tax your last cent away from you and use it to buy votes to get themselves re-elected. Then the Republican will tell you how sorry he is for taking your money.

[oldelkhunter]

I pretty much agree with EKM on this one but Kerry as a senator has an "F" voting record when it comes to firearm legislation. All it takes is a Dem majority in the house and were back to square one.