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Old 05-28-2004, 12:29 PM   #1
 
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hey guys just thought it would b fun to make a list of "if guns kill people then...". i'll start it off....

IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE THEN I CAN BLAME MISSPELLED WORDS ON MY PENCIL

IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE THEN CARS MAKE PEOPLE DRIVE DRUNK

IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE THEN SPOONS MAKE PEOPLE FAT
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Old 05-28-2004, 01:53 PM   #2
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If guns kill people then flys cause garbage.

If guns kill people then books cause illiterracy.

If guns kill people then cars kill people.
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Old 05-28-2004, 03:54 PM   #3
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IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE I"D BE A MASS MURDER!
IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE CONDOMS WOULD CAUSE PREGNACEY!
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Old 05-28-2004, 04:02 PM   #4
 
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If guns are designed just to kill people, mine must be defective!
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Old 05-28-2004, 06:08 PM   #5
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If guns kill people then Oldsmobiles drown people.
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Old 05-28-2004, 08:18 PM   #6
 
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If guns kill people then pipe fabricators are terrorists.
If guns kill people then binoculors make you a pervert.
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Old 05-31-2004, 04:14 PM   #7
 
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Very good idea sure shot.


If you are going to blame the guns on Columbine then I guess you could blame the spoon for making Rosie fat.
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Old 06-01-2004, 07:48 PM   #8
 
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Little different but I've always liked:

"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun"
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Old 06-01-2004, 09:10 PM   #9
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If guns kill people then matches cause arsonist.
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