What chainsaw should I get to kill zombies?

[gringojosh]

Hi,

I am looking for a chainsaw to serve as a secondary weapon in the event of a zombie outbreak. Initially I was thinking it might be good to have a small one that would attach to the rail on my AR, but then I got to thinking that if the weapon jammed, it might be better to have a larger model. Any recommendations?

[Big Bullets]

Try the Mossberg Chainsaw.

[westtexducks]

I am partial to a 18" husqvarna personally.

[ipscshooter]

M134 Mini-Gun... You're gonna have trouble finding a more effective chainsaw...

[jeepkid]

Here's my Zombie saw...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoWdCytp0UY

[Nomercy448]

I'm partial to Stihl...

And I'd want a long enough bar that I don't have to get very personal with the brain suckers... Tearing limbs off zombies probably doesn't take a lot of HP, so a smaller engine (50cc-ish) for fast handling on a 24" bar would be my ticket...

Then again, a double headed ax is probably honestly a more effective weapon than a chainsaw... As far as lumberjack zombie killing goes that is...

[Bernie P.]

You should come by my area and try as many as you can.We have the NYS Woodsman Field Days here in the summer.Party city!I have a Sachs.

[goatbrother]

For ZOMBIES I would want the longest bar possible and a big powerfull engine. You don't want to let the ZOMBIES get too close to you and you want to chop them up fast. I think a carbide tipped chain would be good too.