RE: Buck Strikes Back
The Ronny Stoddard Ride
Knew a guy ages agoin the Sangre De Cristo mountains of northern New Mexico who came across a big mulie once withhis antlers tangled up in a barbed-wire fence.
"AHA, says our hero! I"ll save a cartridge, and just cut his throat." Laying his rifle down, hopping on the buck"s back, our hero reaches around the buck"s neck with knife in hand to do the deed, when all of a sudden MR. Mulie comes UNSTUCK. And both are off to the races! After a couple hundred yard ride, the buck succeeded in tossing the knife-wielding hunter into a patch of prickly-pear cacti, which implanted themselves firmly in his backside!!
Never did get the throat cutting accomplished!!Hero escaped with nothing but a few cactus spines in his posterior, but with a valuable lesson in his head! Do the killing part with your rifle, senor!!
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"Bitte, trinks du das Wasser nicht. Dahin haben die Kuhen gesheissen."
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