This fisherman was trapped on a deserted island for ten years.
He survived on raw crab and leaves and roots and such the whole time.
One day a drop dead beautiful super curvy scuba diver lady walks up out of the surf discovering this poor isolated soul.
She unzips a hip pocket and pulls out a flask of whiskey and asks him "how long has it been since you had a REAL drink"? The man answers "ten long years". She hands him the flask and he takes a long well deserved draw. Then she unzips a chest pocket and pulls out a pack of dry smokes. "How long has it been since youve had a decent smoke"? she asks. "Oh my! ten long years missy" he responds. He takes a smoke from her that she lit and takes a long drag... Oh man that is sweet he says.
Then she smiles a very sexy smile and winks at him as she starts to unzip the top of her scuba suit and says " How long has it been since youve had some REAL fun mister"?
The man jumps up in excitement and says " OH MY DONT TELL ME YOU HAVE A FISHING POLE IN THERE TOO"!
joke...
