I feel like turtle tonite

[Lanse couche couche]

Yummy

[Gangly]

ever since i tried to pick one of those things up, and it darn near took off my hand, iquit messing with them. You got more guts than i do holding them things by the tail.

[Lanse couche couche]

Thats how i caught them. They're like women, you just gotta know where to grab 'em[8D]

[penninside08]

^^^^^^hahahahaha

[hillbillyhunter1]

Lanse

What method do you use to dispatch them??? I've killed my share but have never taken them from pond to plate myself (always had an old uncle I gave them to). He insisted that hitting them in the nose with a hammer caused the least amount muscle-twitching/skinning-resistance. Of course he never got those kind from me...as I preferred a.22at a much safer distance

[North Texan]

Lanse catching a few snappers

Where is the tenderloin?

[hillbillyhunter1]

Holy cow that was funny.

Hope turtle man has had his tetanus shot

Americana at its best

[121553]

ORIGINAL: hillbillyhunter1

Holy cow that was funny.

Hope turtle man has had his tetanus shot

Americana at its best

I can't figure out how he had all his fingers? I know its some of hillbillyhunters kin.

[Lanse couche couche]

I kill mine by chopping off their heads. You use a frog gig or pitchfork and tease them into snapping at it and then you drive it thru their lower jaw and pin them to the ground. Then you (or preferably a helper) pull really hard on their tail and fully extend their neck and chop thru it right at the base of the skull with a meat cleaver or machete.

[Gangly]

Dadgum, pitchfork through the jaw, no mercy