I was just thinking of Smokes buggy breaking down just in time for a nice season and was thinking of all the times bad luck has kicked me in the soft spot. Just a few samples and I'm sure you can sweeten it up.
1) Driving 5 hours for opening day. Get to hotel and car won't start. Timing belt dies...Huntin hotel parking lot in AM...
2) Opening morning of PA rifle. Get up just in time to hear maid vacumming hall. Wake up call and 2 backup alarms fail..
3) Drive1.5 hours for opening of MA shotgun season to notice trigger lock on gun as law required but key required for said trigger lock left at home.
4) Dear old Dad dying a week or so before season. I told him to wait but you know how that goes.
I know there aremore but sometimes bad luck stalks deer season likewe stalk the deer..I had a pal help me drag out a doe last year from my honey hole. This year he has a motor home set up a stones throw away and is gonna mosey about the woods at first light.. ARG!!!!
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I know there has been more but I have made it to stand with no arrows. I have also went on ML trips only to forget the tool required to put 209 primers in.
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Hunting is like Marriage, you get out of it what you put in it. Sometimes you score and sometimes you don't, but its always fun going out!