jus for my Canada homies.......lol

txhoghunter · 02-28-2007, 02:11 AM

[font=""]And that's how they named Canada...[/font]

There were three explorers, hiking through what is now known as Canada.

"You know," said one of the explorers, "we should name this place we're hiking through."

"I know," said the second explorer. "We'll each pick a letter and then make a name out of that."

"Okay," said the third, "I'll go first. C, eh."

"N, eh."
"D, eh." And that's how they named Canada...

[font=""]You Know You're Canadian When:[/font]

You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.

The local paper covers national and international headlines on two pages, but requires six pages for hockey.

The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.

You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars, and drink pop, not soda.

You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing u's from labor, honor, and color.

You know how to say free, prize and no sugar added in French thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging.

You know what a toque is.

You've plugged a car in overnight.

You've defended your property from trespassers with a lacrosse stick because you don't own a gun.

99 jeep · 02-28-2007, 04:45 AM

Yup sounds just bout right id say. Im over in the st thomasontario area.

shewe · 02-28-2007, 11:26 AM

Dnk · 02-28-2007, 12:17 PM

Don't mess with Canadians! I'm sure Tx is the first one to speak in the video! LOL!

http://s28.photobucket.com/albums/c220/autotrend/?action=view&current=WhatNotToAskACanadian.flv

Rebel Hog · 02-28-2007, 04:30 PM

"C, eh."

"N, eh."

"D, eh." And that's how they named Canada...

lemoyne · 02-28-2007, 05:00 PM

sounds like they should apply for statehood. Lee

GrumpyTom · 02-28-2007, 07:00 PM

The Question is ........... Why is your famous WHITE HOUSE "WHITE"

The answer is that you American's tried to mess with us Canadians once before and we set fire to your government buildings. I thought you Americans were smarter thenthat to keep messing with us, did you notlearn the first time

txhoghunter · 02-28-2007, 07:15 PM

hey now that was funny dnk!!! roflmao, ...we got ghetto beavers down here, so our beavers are strapped.......

GrumpyTom · 02-28-2007, 07:34 PM

TX............ thatwasactually a TV comercial up here

Hotburn76 · 02-28-2007, 07:36 PM

Quote:

ORIGINAL: GrumpyTom

The Question is ........... Why is your famous WHITE HOUSE "WHITE"

The answer is that you American's tried to mess with us Canadians once before and we set fire to your government buildings. I thought you Americans were smarter thenthat to keep messing with us, did you notlearn the first time

No, you know that you got that one wrong, you Canadians tried to run our country once so we kicked your but and ran you to the worthless northern waste land!! You just burnt our white house down as you were running and crying on your way up! LOL!!