Sitting together on a train and travelling through the Canadian Rockies were an American guy, a Canadian guy, an elderly little Greek lady, and a young blonde girl with enormous breasts. The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the American has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks. The old Greek lady thinks: The American guy must have groped the blonde in the dark and she slapped his cheek. The blonde girl thinks: That American guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.The American thinks: The Canadian guy must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.The Canadian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack the American again.
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I am pretty sure I have heard that before, but it is still funny!!!
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That's because the Canadian was Gay, the Americans don't Smack, they Punch the hell out of you!!
Ouch! Sucks when you have a good joke and someone can flip it on ya!
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