funny joke.......

[txhoghunter]

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"



"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")


"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.


"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."


"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."


"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.


"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.


"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."


"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
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[txhoghunter]

Three Rednecks were up in a tree on a deer stand, - Cooter, Pete and
> KC.
>
> As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls out of the tree, breaks
> his neck, and is killed instantly
>
> As the ambulance takes the body away, Pete says, "Well, someone Should
> go And tell his wife."
>
> KC says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
>
> Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
>
> Pete says, "Where did you get that beer, KC?"
>
> Cooter's wife gave it to me," KC replies.
>
> That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she Gave
> You a case of beer?"
>
> Well, not exactly," KC says. "When she answered the door, I said to Her,
> You must be Cooter's widow."
>
> She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow."
>
> Then I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."
>
> Rednecks are good at handling that sensitive stuff.

[shewe]

good one hehe.