too many funny ones here so far, the pastor one and the dude dumping totally took me out
Scariest - I had a black bear cub climb up my tree and sit on the cross member that braces against the tree...then comes mama bear and he goes ape s$@& and starts making a ton of noise...she stands up, against my ladder, and somehow cuffs him into her front legs and carries him off...she goes 5 yards or so and just stares at me...goes to a tree and stands again, raking her claws down the side of it...i was in a similar snare drum situation
Wild and Strange - Still hunting through a hollow with my bow, and the woods opens up with two bucks fighting, loud as all hell. I immediately sit down against a hemlock and begin to can call, grunt, etc to get there attention to no avail. I go about 50 yards up a sidebank and see it...a spike buck and a huge 8 point charging each other like rams...the little spiker would drive his tines into the head of the large buck, as his horns would completely go around the spiker...this went on for over 40 minutes, I couldn't move...eventually, spike buck is victorious, runs off the big buck, then comes up my way to find no doe (made me laugh a bit, as if for him to say WTF man)