In the quiet town of Connorsville, Wisconsin, it's illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.
In Tennessee it is illegal to use a lasso to catch fish
In Tennessee it is legal to gather and consume road kill
In Tennessee You can"t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.
It"s illegal to fish in the Ohio River in Kentucky without an Indiana Fishing License.
In Alaska it is illegal to whisper in someone"s ear while they are moose hunting.
Hunting camels is prohibited in Arizona
Fayetteville, Arkansas It is illegal to kill "any living creature".
Boise, Idaho: Residents may not fish from a giraffe"s back.
In Iowa You may shoot Native Americans if there are more than five of them on your property at any one time
Minors in Kansas City, Missouri, are not allowed to purchase cap pistols; they may buy shotguns freely, however.
No one may catch fish with his bare hands in Kansas.
The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks in Kansas
It"s illegal to clean salmon along Maine"s upper Kennebec River. Enforcement of this law has been made easier
for many years by the fact that, because of a dam, there are no salmon on the upper Kennebec River
Minnesota: There is a 10 cent bounty for each rat"s head brought into a town office.
Boise, Idaho: Residents may not fish from a giraffe"s back.
Damn it! Alright, where do I turn myself in at! You've never fished unless you've fished from a Giraffes back. It's not even fair! Everytime I do it, I hit my limit in 10 minutes.
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There's a fine line between deer hunting and sitting there looking stupid.
If you can gut a deer and drink a beer, you're a friend of mine.
ORIGINAL: wis_bow_huntr No one may catch fish with his bare hands in Kansas.
Around here its called "noodling". and its actually raised a big hoopla about its legality and effect on the population of mature catfish. I'm not for sure if they got it outlawed yet or not.
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