We are at war with trophy deer. Being good soldiers we have prepared for battle. We know our enemy like no other. We know where they live. we know where they eat. We know what they eat. We know their daily habits. We know their mating rituals. We know their defense mechanisms. We take every step to render their defense useless thru the use of camo and scent control etc. We know every scent gland. We know their anatomy. Our opponent leaves sign for us to find. We have millions of spys collecting data. Our opponent has a brain about a quarter the size of ours. Our opponent has no weapons. As good soldiers we practice and become proficient with our weapons. We have all the technology.
WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR US TO GET THEM?
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RE: Why are we losing the war?
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ORIGINAL: bawanajim
They have nukes for noses,night vision like the pentagon can only dream about and they only think about sex for a few weeks per year.[:-]
We're damn lucky we get any of em.
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A Trophy is highly personal and is often determined by the circumstances, events, and the individual feelings of accomplishment and not by a score card. - Greg "Doc" Caldwell
for out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks!
They have nukes for noses,night vision like the pentagon can only dream about and they only think about sex for a few weeks per year.[:-]
We're damn lucky we get any of em.
That's it!! Good one!
Once in a while I kill a general (one or two star) and some of their underlings when they are drunk on this thing called love during those few weeks per year!
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So there I was, Nov 12th 1996, flying down the highway, smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee, windows down for scent control.
Why are we losing the war?
