His majesty wants to know what makes you a Great American Hunting Hero.
The Undisputed King of Archery points to several things that make him the stuff that legends are made of:
[ul][*]Earned 300 tickets in a single game of Whack-A-Mole at Chuck E. Cheese's as a child.[*]Bow shoots 369 feet per second.[*]2-time Bowhunting World Champion.[*]Shoots the biggest buck of anyone at the farm, every year, no exceptions.[*]Role Model to millions, maybe zillions,of American youths.[*]Voted "most likely to succeed," "best looking," and "greatest hunter ever" in three polls recently-conducted at his home. Results were unanimous. No surprise there.[*]Greatest turkey hunter in the history of the free world.[*]Has fulfilled every autograph request that he has ever received.[*]Once saw the face of god scorched into a breakfastpancake. It was a vision, an omen,and he was the chosen one to lead the masses inhis crusade against monster bucks.[*]Oregon Trail game-makers refused to allow the King to hunt with a bow, instead forcing him to use a gun in the game, fearing that he would kill all theanimals in cyberspace if permitted to use archery tackle.[/ul]
So that's why the King knows he's great.
What about you guys?What makes you the cat's meow?
Are you an awesome bowhunter?
