A womans brain

[dubbyasdoe]

Okay, so I know for myself sitting in a tree stand during the season..
I tend to do a lot of.......thinking.....

No, No, No...I never come up with the answers to solve the worlds problems...or even envision what the cure for cancer may be....

Rather... I come up with some rather complex thoughts....that actually have meaning... like...

If Montana is the Big Sky State... and Chicago is known as the Windy City....if you combined the two.... wouldn't you have the best place for flying a Kite?

Do Vegeterians eat animal crackers? (or PETA members for that matter)

If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make the Teflon stick to the pan?

How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?

If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?

What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?


SO.........how about the rest of you??

[KansasBBD]

""If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make the Teflon stick to the pan? ""
ha that one kinda makes yah think a little doesnt it?

[Germ]

Hey is Dustin not giving you enough cuddle time or something

Men have a nothing box, we can sit and do/think nothing

[MN/Kyle]

not saying if I do, or I don't....but...

If I had thoughts, such as these, would that mean I have a "women's brain"?

[Rick James]

Hmmm. Usually I sleep, eat snacks, watch squirrels, or think about women. I've got a pretty simple mind. [8D]

[FLboy77]

I Think...

Mostly about how cold (or hot) it is

or whenthe deer are going to show up

or Im half way asleep (I have never fallen asleep in a treestand)

[wallhangr]

Sounds alot like Steven Wright.....why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway??

[MN/Kyle]

http://www.goodquotes.com/funnythoughts.htm

[buckmaster]

I here ya Dubbya's Doe....

Why do you Park in a Driveway and Drive on the Parkway?

You got a hot-water heater in your house right? Why do you need to heat hot water?

Why do men have Nipples? ( I actually took Anatomy and Physiology and found the answer to that one[&:])

[BrentH243]

Haha...you actually come up with these while you are hunting...and remember them all?

I do a lot of thinking while I'm in the tree, but I never remember what I think about! I don't even know what I would be thinking about right now if I was hunting...other than, if a shooter comes from here, I'll do this...or if a doe goes by over there, I'll do that...etc.

Nice thoughts though!