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Great, bow and gun season is ruining my hunting.
I hate this time of year. All the bows and guns are out in the woods. How can someone say they are a true hunter that use a weapon to kill a deer. I put on my loin cloth, smear my body with alligator grease, and crawl around until I get on a deer. I then jump on them and knaw on their neck until they are dead. All you guys with your bows and guns are shooting all my good deer. Im so sick of all of you want-to-be hunters injuring my deer. [:@][:@][:'(][:'(][:'(]
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RE: Great, bow and gun season is ruining my hunting.
Burnie, with every post you do, I like you more and more!!! Hilarious!!! Get 'em!
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RE: Great, bow and gun season is ruining my hunting.
I'll call you a real hunter when you do that without using your teeth. They are a weapon after all. Pull them out and gum a deer to death and just maybe I'll call you a hunter.
RE: Great, bow and gun season is ruining my hunting.
Is this the right thread to post a picture of the buck my son shot with his rifle? I was gonna make him dig a pit in the sand, cover it with a tarp, and lay out there for 3 days without food or water, untill he could jump up and strangle him to death, but it just seemed like too much work.
Location: land of the Lilliputians, In the state of insanity
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RE: Great, bow and gun season is ruining my hunting.
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ORIGINAL: Germ
Why are you wearing a loin cloth? Rookie
I have to cover up. The women will not leave me alone long engough to hunt if I went nude. Yea, its a problem ive dealt with all my life. A burden I have to bare.
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