Off Topic...Valentines Day

[HDMontana]

At least I did know what 86'd and 69 were. And loading the dishwasher means getting the wife drunk.

[MountainDevil54]

LMAO!! Loading the dish washer. Now that is funny!

[Breechplug]

Originally Posted by HDMontana

Boy the advertising on this site doesn't miss anything. Put puppies on one of breechplugs pat posts and now Valentine gift ads on this one.

I know......well I am getting a Puppy and soon, the wife cant put up with just me much longer and there's no one here to save her anymore. Our Lab could be asleep and on his back snoring and if he heard the word ( NO) he'd wake up in a Flash and come running to save her, from what I never tell
Well tonight went well, I had to dress up kinda sort of, Ol Breechplug usually wears a Camo coat, Jeans and a Camo Cap with Boots, but not tonight. She had all my clothes laid out for me. Plus there was a new pair of Levi (Skinny Jeans) Im like what the HECK are these???? after 10 minutes of pulling and tugging I got em on, new NIKE Air Jordan Sneakers, a new Leather Jacket I never wear, new shirt and off we went after we both drank our Alka Seltzer Plus Cold Medicine as we both have the Flu and headed to the Club for the Annual Valentines Dinner.
Dinner was great, the Prime Rib was Excellant and the Band was good too but My (Skinny Jeans) were also a hit with the Ladies, the wife got real mad but I told her she made me wear em and if the girls kept looking at them and how they fit so tight and showed off things I could'nt help then that's what you get for making me wear them.
When we got home the Skinny Jeans, well lets just say they wont work anymore , tell (MD) they got 86'd! But all in all it was a good night.
(BP)

[Semisane]

The last time I wore skinny jeans Eisenhower was President and I danced to Are You Lonesome Tonight by Elvis.

[HDMontana]

Breechplug, I hope they weren't those low rider jeans with your camo boxers sticking out over the top of them. That would be a sight to see.

[MountainDevil54]

no, i heard he was wearing a camo g string with the low rider jeans. People were puking every time he bent over to tie his shoe laces.

[Breechplug]

Originally Posted by HDMontana

Breechplug, I hope they weren't those low rider jeans with your camo boxers sticking out over the top of them. That would be a sight to see.

Yep they was, I fought with the wife for a half and hour and told her I was never going to put them on no matter what, after I got them on, and it took me another half an hour to do so they were staying on untill I figured out a way to get them off.
And how do you know I had Camo Boxers on Good thing I was wearing my new (DEXTER Kill Shirt) that my daughter bought me, one of them Suede Henleys in XL Tall, I was able to untuck it and pull it over the Low Rider part.
The best part of it was I did'nt have to pay for many drinks last night, women kept offering to but me drinks.
Those Levi Skinny Low Rider Jeans are now in there final resting spot in the Garbage.
(BP)

[Breechplug]

Originally Posted by MountainDevil54

no, i heard he was wearing a camo g string with the low rider jeans. People were puking every time he bent over to tie his shoe laces.

Be careful MD, if you see a Hot good looking blonde knocking on your door, it's not your lucky day or a Valentines gift from above. It's my wife comming to kick your A$$

[Breechplug]

Originally Posted by Semisane

The last time I wore skinny jeans Eisenhower was President and I danced to Are You Lonesome Tonight by Elvis.

Another Good One Semi! have you ever tried not to laugh with the Flu and your head pounding...
(BP)

[Blackpowdersmoke]

Originally Posted by cayugad

Just kidding all of you. I have nothing against marriage. Then again, I have nothing against rattlesnakes. And I'd never turn my back on them again either. Because both of them will bite you in the */+-. One has an antidote to get you over the pain quickly. The other has a deeper bite and the pain is more drawn out. But the swelling is not so bad.

To all you men out there.. Happy Valentines Day. May the wife kiss ya, and the girlfriend miss ya. And pray the two never meet up in a Wal Mart.

Dave, that's just way too funny!! You sound a lot like a good friend of mine that's been burned a few times and now is just enjoying his bachelorhood to the fullest extent. He retired last year at the ripe young age of 59, and as I type he is "Island hopping" on the Florida Keys by himself and fishin' his @$$ off and lovin' every minute of it!!...BPS