I have good reason to be thankful for many things in my life. Up near the top of that list is the fact that my wife has absolutely no interest in shooting, hunting or fishing. That could well be the paramount reason we were able to celebrate forty-five years of happy marriage last Saturday.
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My wife says I'm totally nuts, but I think I'm Semisane.
Things I've Learned:
(1) It's not possible to please everyone, but quite easy to piss everyone off.
(2) If you love animals as I do, then you're not a vegetarian.
(3) There's no need to act stupid, even if you're very good at it.
(4) If you eat right and exercise, don't smoke or drink, you're going to die anyway.
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